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Burn It All Down

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Take the ride of a lifetime with this mother/son, crime/revenge thriller James Patterson praises as "audacious, addictive, highly entertaining."

Eighteen-year-old aspiring comic Joey Rossi just found out his boyfriend has been cheating on him for the past ten months. But what did he expect? Joey was born with an addiction to toxic jerks—something he inherited from his lovably messy, wisecracking, Italian-American spitfire of a mom (and best friend): 34-year-old Gia Rossi.

When Gia's latest non-relationship goes up in flames only a day later, the pair's Bayonne, New Jersey apartment can barely contain their rage. In a misguided attempt at revenge, Joey and Gia inadvertently commit a series of crimes and flee the state, running to the only good man either of them has ever known—Gia's ex, Marco. As they hide out from the law at Marco's secluded lake house, Joey and Gia must confront all the bad habits and mistakes they've made that have led them to this moment—and find a way to take responsibility for what they've done.
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    • Publisher's Weekly

      March 22, 2021
      DiDomizio’s breezy if exasperating debut follows an aspiring stand-up comic and his mother on their quest for vengeance against those who broke their hearts. Joey Rossi, 18, finds out his boyfriend, Luke, cheated on him, then his 34-year-old mother, Gia, gets dumped by her married boyfriend, Richard. Mother and son retaliate by vandalizing Luke’s car and trashing Richard’s house, setting a fire that accidentally burns it down. Suddenly, these “felons without a plan,” as Joey terms them, hit the road and seek refuge at a lake house owned by Gia’s ex-boyfriend Marco, in upstate New York. While Gia and Marco reconnect, Joey meets Will, a possible boyfriend. DiDomizio easily captures the strong bond between Gia and Joey, which often runs on trash talk to paper over their self-defeating behavior. And after Joey discovers a series of lies his mother told him, their co-dependency is laid bare (“Emotions aren’t something Mom and I are capable of experiencing separately. They’re always shared”). Unfortunately, some of the metaphors are lazy (“My brain crashes like an old desktop computer”), and an episode where Joey accidentally knocks down a horse-drawn wagon hanging in Will’s lake house is overwrought (“The room explodes into a cacophony of gasps and screams”). This comic novel’s characters may find catharsis, but the humor tends to wear thin for the reader.

    • AudioFile Magazine
      Narrator Mark Sanderlin is perfectly in tune with this funny, fast-paced story featuring a close-knit Italian family in New Jersey. He authentically delivers the emotional ups and downs of Joey, an insecure gay teenager, and his young mother, Gia, who are both struggling with love and maintaining feels of self-worth. In seeking revenge on the lovers who betrayed them, the two become outlaws on the run. What follows is a roller-coaster ride of self-inflicted, comical disasters. Sanderlin's voicing of Nona, with her New Jersey accent, select Italian phrases, and love for her daughter and grandson is particularly amusing. He also successfully differentiates the men and women who fill out the cast of characters. Listeners should be aware that there is abundant explicit language. E.Q. © AudioFile 2021, Portland, Maine
    • Kirkus

      March 15, 2021
      A seriocomic coming-of-age tale in which a young man describes the many bad choices he and his mother make in less than a week. When life gives 18-year-old Joey Rossi and his mother, Gianna, lemons, they wreak havoc. His boyfriend cheats on him. Her married lover dumps her after two years of promising divorce, dangling the marriage carats. And they've been here before. Gianna was pregnant at 16, and the abusive father was soon gone. Other nasty lovers followed. Now she's 34, working as a hairdresser. Joey has a part-time job stuffing cannoli at Mozzicato's Bakery while he finishes high school. Grandma has Dean Martin's "Volare" on the radio and throws around words like stunad, chadrools, and pisello. They live in Bayonne, "the exact opposite of rich-people New Jersey." They drink Luna di Luna at $16 a magnum and they've had a lot of it when they decide to trash Joey's boyfriend's car and Gianna's lover's seven-figure house in Short Hills ("the capital of rich-people New Jersey"). Only they get carried away in the mansion and start a fire. Soon they're on the road, on the lam, on their way to the rustic rural home of Marco, the one former lover who didn't mistreat Gianna. Is there a happy ending up ahead? DiDomizio creates an appealing mother-son relationship of comfortably shared lives, including a peculiar affection for Monica Lewinsky. (What would Monica do?") He takes a chance with having Joey narrate because he's a young 18 with a tendency to whine at misfortune, which drags on the generally light tone. The humor also often smacks of sitcom, both in predictability and ethnic color. It suggests an elevator pitch to mash up The Sopranos and Everybody Loves Raymond. An uneven but entertaining debut.

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    • Booklist

      May 1, 2021
      When 18-year-old Joey learns that his boyfriend Luke cheated on him, he wants payback. Gia, his young single mother, initially talks him out of it, but when her own boyfriend's infidelities come to light, the two set out on a revenge-fueled, late-night crime spree through the New Jersey suburbs that includes slashed tires, smashed windows, and just a touch of accidental arson. As the reality of what they've done hits them, the two flee upstate to Gia's most stable ex's lake house, where they grapple with their crimes and also begin to make sense of why they constantly push away decent men in favor of scumbags. Aspiring comedian Joey, despite being a teenager, will likely be more relatable to adult readers with his delightful wisecracks and foul mouth, and his relationship with his mother is refreshingly open and honest. This hilarious revenge-filled romp may seem like nothing but fluffy fun at the start, but, on a deeper dive, it's a thoughtful examination of relationships and inherited trauma that will appeal to a wide range of readers.

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